The End?

2006-07-17T16:45:00.000-07:00

There's no point in keeping a Skidz site if skidz don't ever ride. So this may very well be the last post. Any time anyone wants to revive Skidz, let me know. Farewell skidz.

Last Chance

2006-07-07T17:54:00.000-07:00

July 15th is the next time Skidz ride and it happens to be the last ride that I go to underage. That's right skidz you have one last chance to get me drunk illegally, I turn 21 on the 19th. My last illegal drink, I hope you'll all be there to savor it with me...although, there's always Green Dragon.

Bribery

2006-06-29T21:29:00.000-07:00

No one showed at the corner last ride. Skidz ride this Saturday on the First of July. I'll share a joint with everyone that shows up at the corner at 10. You can't argue with that, can you skidz? See you all at 4th and Warner on Saturday.

The Heat Is On

2006-06-04T17:10:00.000-07:00

Alright Skidz. The heat is here. It's time to cool off with some refreshing drinks and then heat it back up again with a hot dance party, only to cool it back down with more drinking...it's an endless cycle really. June 17th is the next Skidz ride, it should be a nice night for drinking and dancing. See you at 10pm on the corner.

I'm Sure Something Fun Is Happening.

2006-06-03T22:35:00.000-07:00

Skidz ride...right now actually. Have fun, I'm off to get drunk and do crazy things.

Chico Party Gay Sex!

2006-05-16T11:42:00.000-07:00

Skidz ride this weekend. Chico State graduation weekend. There's bound to be some parties we can crash. Butte College goes for another week, so for all you Skidz that are attending Butte, why not take a little break from studying for finals, just for one night? It will be worth it. I'll try to bring Wet Dream and maybe some shitty rum to share with all of you. If someone brings some shitty vodka we can mix us up a nice batch of Rodka. Who knows, maybe we can get Raw Sewage to take a couple shots. See you on the corner, Skidz. May, 20.

Blackjack Comeback

2006-05-03T01:31:00.000-07:00

There were a few Skidz on the corner. Blackjack finally came back and rode with us. Raw Sewage showed off his sweet new fucked up hawk. We rode to Tony's where Drum Circle got caught buying booze while underage then we rode onto some party that had a shitty band. I thought that with more drinking they would sound better, but I was wrong. Drum Circle offered to drive some guys to get another keg on the condition that all the Skidz get their 40s filled up for free. Fun stuff. After a night of partying there was some hot cuddling action at Drum Circle and Bong Water's house. Skidz ride this saturday on May 6th.

Not So Random Porch

2006-04-09T16:44:00.000-07:00

There were 4 new Skidz last ride, but one was late so he didn't get a name. Shortly after leaving Tony's we lost one of the new guys, Dr. Stickfigures, and a little bit later another newjack, The Dictionator, went home sick. On our way to a party at 14th and Normal we decided to visit Piccolo via planned Random Porch...so, not so random. It turned out that nothing was happening at the party so we all stayed on the porch and shared stories. It seems that next sunday will mark the beginning of a game of Assassins in Chico. It only costs a dollar per person to play and the object of the game is to assassinate other players with various weapons, the winner of the game wins the pot. To play contact Rustler or Raw Sewage, well basically anyone at Broken Glass, before next sunday. Skidz ride April 22. See you there.

Power Struggle

2006-03-27T23:30:00.000-08:00

Apparantly Skidz has somewhat of a political structure and it was a very amusing thing to observe. A new Skid joined and he was named Beer4Less but that was vetoed by Raw Sewage. Questions arose as to the power structure of the Skidz and a few pledged their allegience by the amount of time spent riding. Raw Sewage renamed the Skid Glass Cut but after many protests a compromise was reached. The new Skidz name is now Beer Cut. It was a very interesting thing to see. After our party at Drum Circle's friend's house we rode on and had a party at our newest Skidz member's house. Skidz Fight Club was continued with The Angry Phoenix and Beer Cut, shortly followed by Raw Sewage and Bong Water. After that fun we crashed an 80's dress up party at some bro's house. The head bro got uncomfortable with the male on male dancing and 'kindly' asked us to leave. Skidz ride April 8. See you at the corner.

If This Is Your First Night At Skidz, You Have To Play Dodgeball

2006-03-12T16:48:00.000-08:00

I wake up with bruises and cuts on my face, arms and legs and through the haze the memories come back to me. There were about 8 Skidz including the return of Wet Dream. We rode to an open parking lot and played a nice long game of dodgeball. After the game we went in search of a party, but found nothing to our liking. We decided to crash someone's porch instead. The porch party was much fun and very comfortable but, eventually we rode on to the Broken Glass. We stopped briefly at the corner store to buy supplies and stand on a car. Wetdream, Raw Sewage and myself initiated the Skidz Fight Club and had some fun with that. Skidz ride Saturday the 25th. And don't forget to go to the Third Year Anniversary of Day X Critical Mass gathering this Saturday the 18th. Bring your bike to M.L.K. Park on 20th Street at 1:30pm.

Blow the Whistle

2006-02-27T14:47:00.000-08:00

There were about 25 Skidz this time and 9 of them were new. Fantastic. The Captain is still holding the dodgeball for ransom, so I say we either pay up or get another one. Whistles were handed out at the corner and baseball cards were put in all our bike spokes so we made ourselves heard. Two of the new people were a reporter and a photographer for the Orion doing some nice in-depth journalism into the Skidz. I hope they found what they were looking for. After roll-call we headed to Tony's and then to a party that had an empty keg. We stayed there for a while and then rolled out to a birthday party. After singing happy birthday, having a dance party, and getting complaints from the neighbors we moved on to more familiar territory, the Broken Glass House. There we finally played our long overdue game of dodgeball. After sweeping the shards of broken glass onto the grass, because we all know grass nullifies the effects of broken glass, we played a drunken game of dodgeball. Some more dancing and then the few that remained rode on again. Our next and final destination was on 8th and Ivy. On the way I stopped to get my brother, The Angry Phoenix and we all had a great time. I lost my bag along the way, so if anyone finds it I would like it back. It's brown and has a Propagandhi patch and a Flogging Molly patch. Oh, and April O'Neil, if you're reading this get in touch with me. I would like to know when your Skidz article hits the streets. Skidz ride March 11th.

The Return of the Skidz

2006-02-18T05:41:00.000-08:00

Finally! Skidz came back to the corner and on the one-year anniversary of this site no less. I had faith in you Skidz. Apparantly the new flyer had an impact. 11 Skidz. Although I got some less-than-happy remarks about it. But, ah well, fuck the critics. Skidz was back with a vengence. After swinging by Tony's and pissing off quite a few noisy drivers we rode to some party with a live band. What, no dodgeball? This was a first. Next ride I hope someone remembers to bring the ball. After the cops busted up the party with the live band we rode on into the night. The next party we crashed was some angel and devil party. They didn't appreciate us Skidz playing on their dance pole. I thought we laid down some pretty good moves. Once we grew tired of that scene we rode on. We headed to the Broken Glass House, stopping briefly to get in a near fight with some bros. Some more drinking, a bit of chronic and a great game of spin the forty and we called it a night. I'm happy to see that Skidz are back in full spirits and I hope it just keeps getting better. Next ride is the 25th. Somebody bring the dodgeball this time.

New Look

2006-02-01T12:26:00.000-08:00

The site just got a slightly different design. Also the Skidz flyer has been redesigned and will continue to be. The next ride is February llth. Be at the corner of 4th Ave and Warner at 10pm. Skidz is coming back.

Getting Warmer

2006-01-26T08:46:00.000-08:00

The nights are getting warmer so that should mean more skidz. We'll see. Saturday night at 10pm this weekend is the next ride. January 28th. Bring your drugs.

2006

2006-01-07T13:01:00.000-08:00

It's a new year and still no Skidz on the corner. Very sad. It wasn't all bad though, I saw a friend of mine downtown as I was riding to City Hall. I had a party at his house with his roommate and then stumbled off home. Skidz ride Saturday the 14th if anyone cares anymore.

Ombrophobia

2005-12-19T15:19:00.000-08:00

Alright Skidz, you're really starting to piss me off. Scared away by a little rain? Next Skidz is New Years Eve so I expect you all to show up. December 31. Be at 4th Ave. and Warner with your bikes at 10pm. Even if it's raining!

Goodbye Fall Semester!

2005-12-10T14:12:00.000-08:00

There was one new Skid, Pom-Pom and we had nearly 20 members last ride. We went to a couple parties and had a great time. I expect the next ride to be great seeing as how it is the weekend following finals. It's time to celebrate! Be at the corner of 4th Ave and Warner at 10pm on December 17 and say goodbye to Fall semester.

Happy Thanksgiving

2005-11-24T14:10:00.000-08:00

Happy thanksgiving everyone...now get out there and slaughter a turkey. Skidz ride Saturday December 3. 10pm 4th Ave and Warner.

Hey! Ho! Fuck You Bros!

2005-11-06T18:54:00.000-08:00

There was a total of 12 Skidz last night and half of them were new recruits. The new people were: Moon Beam, Bong Water, The Broken Record, Hammer FUCKING Fall, Some stoner guy with Lightning in his name and Dogpound. We played dodgeball behind City Hall where we were joined by Dogpound and his two dogs. Upon request I led everyone to the heart of Bro town and we found some big party. They were charging to get in and we weren't going to stand for that so they all met with an "unfortunate accident." We went to another party with some coke heads and had a dance party and played spin the forty. Skidz ride Saturday November 19th. 10pm. 4th Ave. and Warner. Bring your bikes.

Crux

2005-10-27T00:25:00.000-07:00

Not a huge turnout...but not bad. There was about 10 Skidz. I expect more next ride. We headed off to a party at the Crux and on the way The Angry Phoenix's bike chain broke. Using our resources at hand and our own cunning we fashioned a towing device and towed him to the party with only one crash along the way. The party at the Crux wasn't bad but most of the Skidz disbanded and went their separate ways. Next time the Skidz should leave together. We have strength in numbers people. We ride next Saturday November 5th. Be at the corner of 4th Ave and Warner at 10pm.

Missing Skidz

2005-10-09T23:00:00.000-07:00

WT Fucking F Skidz? I was the only Skid on the corner last Saturday. There had better be a truckload of Skidz next time. That's right, a whole truck full of Skidz. But, despite that small problem it was a pretty successful ride. We, well I, went to Tony's and went off and had a party somewhere. Fun Times. But next time it should prove to be a much better ride. Saturday, October 22 is the next time we ride. 4th Ave and Warner at 10pm.

The Angry Phoenix Has Risen!

2005-09-28T00:33:00.000-07:00

My brother the Angry Phoenix has just joined and helped make quite a Skidz ride. There was a low Skidz count, most likely due to the protest in San Francisco. After meeting at the corner and welcoming the Angry Phoenix it was off to the Broken Glass House to play dodge ball. There was some confusion about the location of our party so we ended up at some Bro party. After enjoying ourselves a bit too much there and playing the instruments we left. All of us walked the Angry Phoenix home, I smoked a joint, took a shower and went to sleep. Skidz ride Saturday, October 8. Meet at the corner at 10pm.

Missed It

2005-09-15T10:49:00.000-07:00

I didn't ride last time but I'm sure it was great. Next ride is Saturday, September 24. Meet at the corner of 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm with your bikes.

Under Surveillance

2005-09-08T17:43:00.000-07:00

We're all used to being chased by the cops and having a squad car break up our dodgeball games, but cameras? Apparently the "authorities" are taking a new approach with the Skidz. I hope everyone smiled for the camera...I know I did. After our photo shoot we had a quick party at the bike trail and reminisced about old bike trail experiences. Then it was off to a birthday party for some more good times. Happy Birthday. Next ride is Saturday September 10. Meet at 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm and remember...masks for those who don't wish their identity to be known, smiles and middle fingers for those that do.

Spin the Forty

2005-08-19T03:53:00.000-07:00

There were like 3 or 4 new skidz this time. Thank you VidKid for the use of your house as a party spot. A lot of drinking and smoking and then it was off to the next party at the Broken Glass House. Good music and a game of spin the forty to end the night off right. Skidz ride Saturday August 27. Its gonna be the first weekend after classes start up again so bring your bike by 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm to wind down and join in on the festivities following the first week of 'back to school.'

Happy Birthday VidKid!

2005-08-08T13:54:00.000-07:00

Fun times at a birthday party. Good friends and good drinks, what more could a person ask for? Well, maybe a good session of skinny dipping at one mile. Many, many naked Skidz swimming in filth...fun! Meet at 4th Ave. and Warner on Saturday, August 13th at 10pm for more good times.

Welcome, Chain Mail

2005-07-17T21:00:00.000-07:00

I've been away for a while, but I'm coming back, finally, for the next ride. A good friend of mine joined up last night so let's all give a warm welcome to Chain Mail. Let's keep our numbers up Skidz! The next ride is in two weeks on July 30. Meet at the corner of 4th Ave. and Warner with your bike at 10pm.

Yellowstone

2005-07-15T01:01:00.000-07:00

So, I went to Yellowstone and I didn't see one bear or a wolf. The closest thing I saw to a wolf was the ass of a coyote as it raced into the trees. I did get sprayed by a geyser though, which was an interesting experience. But enough about that, there are more important things at hand. Such as when Skidz ride next. Meet at the corner of 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm on Saturday, July 16, for some good times.

Naked Bottle Spinning

2005-06-27T06:29:00.000-07:00

Who doesn't love a good game of strip spin the bottle? If you answered "Me" to the previous question then don't be at 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm on July 2nd with your bike. Let's go show some skin!

Rainy Daze

2005-06-17T08:06:00.000-07:00

Skidz ride tomorrow, June 18. I hear that it might rain a little bit, so Skidz, wear your ponchos and prepare for some good times playing dodgeball in the rain. Meet at 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm and we can get the party started.

Let's Ride!

2005-05-30T12:14:00.000-07:00

I didn't ride last time but I hope that it was everything a graduation weekend ride could be. I will be riding next time so there better be a good number of people. The next ride is this Saturday, June 4. There had better be plenty of people at 4th Ave. and Warner or I am going to be disappointed.

Black Out

2005-05-01T22:33:00.000-07:00

It was a good ride from what I remember of it. The naked guys were back and it was a pretty good turnout. I think we had around 30-40 skidz. Keep it up skidz! I'd like to apologize to the people I pushed...I was drunk and couldn't control myself. Don't think I don't like you because you got my special treatment, apparantly I just didn't want to be touched at that time. I'm not sure exactly who I pushed, I kinda blacked most of that night out (I actually don't even remember the event), but you all have my sincere apology that I acted like a jerk that night. And thank you to those brave souls that got me home. Skidz ride this upcoming Saturday, May 7th. Bring your bike over to 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm for a good time!

Whose World Order?

2005-04-11T10:46:00.000-07:00

Good times...from naked dodgeball to lightsabre duels it was a complete success. The two parties with kegs were a nice touch as well. There were some new skidz...4 I think. But, I have no idea who they were...oh well, I'm sure I'll find out. We ride Saturday April, 23. 4th Ave and Warner! And make sure to look out for your own copy of "Whose World Order?: An Exercise Against Empire" This is an excellent CD and you must get yourself a copy. Grab your bike and burn your car!

Heads Up 7-Up

2005-03-31T10:25:00.000-08:00

Another great ride for the Skidz. The bike trail party was a major success. Heads Up 7-Up is now my all time favorite game. I know that Black Jack picked me that last time and I will get to the bottom of it. Great dance party as well. And X-Wing, it takes 2 for an excellent kiss. Thank you. Next ride is April 9. Be at the corner of 4th Ave. and Warner at 10pm with your bikes. ¡Si Se Puede!

Slammer Skid

2005-03-18T01:18:00.000-08:00

Our hearts go out to Wet Dream who spent the night in the slammer last ride. Skidz ride next saturday March 26. Bring your bike and meet up at 10:00PM at 4th & Warner. Come on Skidz, let's fuck some shit up!

Pommes Frites Rocks!

2005-02-28T23:40:00.000-08:00

There seems to be some kind of problem with my e-mail, so if you want to reach me, e-mail me at inductioncoil@hotmail.com
Anyway, Skidz next ride Saturday, March 12. I would like to thank Pommes Frites on behalf of the skidz for the free fries. I would also like to thank those mysterious strangers who left half of their fries behind, they were delicious. Fuck the stretch Hummer! I hope that one day it will meet with an "unfortunate accident." New skidz last Saturday were Pine Room, Web Slinger, and Pig Kicker. Welcome. Be at 4th and Warner in 2 weeks skidz...and remember, it's illegal to shine red lights at cops. So, bring your laser pointers and webslingers.

Skidz! Skidz! Fuck the Pigs!

2005-02-13T21:23:00.000-08:00

This is the all new Skidz site brought to you by me, Barracuda.
Check here for information on when the Skidz ride and maybe once it gets going there will be pictures and shit. E-mail me at Barracuda@bikerider.com if you want to be an official member of this site which will give you full rights to posting and all that junk.

Skidz next ride in two weeks on Saturday the 26th.

Get a bike!